babythc:

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

This is so weird

babythc:

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

This is so weird

so I googled skeletons and

blackandwhitebilliards:

image

"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

image

"against the fuckboys

martin-scorbaby:

i love that ninety percent of the film fandom on tumblr is female but it make sit really disappointing when in real life all the people i know who call themselves “film fans” are pasty white boys wearing sandals and bad haircuts who think annie hall is a good movie

impalas-and-tea:

I looked him in his beautiful blue eyes and said, “Be as fabulous as you possibly can,”

impalas-and-tea:

I looked him in his beautiful blue eyes and said, “Be as fabulous as you possibly can,”

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

blackwidwow:

how does bruce banner not have like 5 million stretch marks

papertownsy:

Tyler Posey getting dunked on Ellen for breast cancer

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*
  • kaijuerotica:

    j6:

    indepenisday:

    Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

    okay what the fuck

    My aesthetic

    raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

    raind0wn:

    insanity-and-vanity:

    This pleases me

    omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

    lotrlockedwhovian:

    Castiel. I’m told you came here in an automobile.

    Fucking Supernatural. This is Satan and an Angel of the Lord having a conversation about riding in a car cause Satan legit wanted to know what the fuck was up with humans and their cars. Look at him in the 3rd gif, like “ah, imma bout to fuck up your everything but ah yes, cars dude”.

    addictedtopunsandpizza:

    versaceslut:

    OH MY GOD

    We asked 100 people and the survey says you fine as hell